Here We Go Again: Why I Hate New Years Resolutions

This entry at the Freakonomics blog got me thinking, very late, about New Years resolutions.

I will be upfront and honest. I loathe New Years resolutions. They drive me bonkers. Here are several reasons for my unnatural distaste for these annual goals of hope:

  • People (myself included) hardly ever keep them past February
  • The fervor with which people adopt these resolutions seems to me akin to extreme Nationalism.
    • “Have you made any resolutions?” The subtle, yet effective and most frequent means of reinforcement.
    • “You don’t have a resolution?! You need to make one!” The peer pressure here is more detectable.
    • “OK, everyone take your paper and right down at least one resolution.” Conform or face social repercussions!
  • These resolutions are often rushed and insincere. I often make them up off the top of my head to avoid the Spanish Goal Inquisition.
  • More often than not I use New Years as an excuse to put things off.
    • I know I need to eat healthier, but it’s almost New Year so I’ll start then!

That all having been said, I don’t hate goals. I’m not very good at them, and know I should do better. Goals are very important. When I’m making and keeping goals I’m progressing in life. When I’m not it’s all to easy to flounder.

So here’s my Non-New Years Resolution: I will take my time to decide on important goals for this coming year. I will not overburden myself with huge monumental aspirations, but simple, practical, and achievable goals.

With this in mind, I’m asking for the help of my friends, not because I want badly to please you, but because I realize the value of an outside perspective. So, what do you think I should work on? Are there things which you feel would make me a better, happier, more effective person? Perhaps it might help if I give you some categories. Here’s another, marvelous, bulleted list:

  • Work
  • Education
  • Family
  • Religion
  • Health

For extra credit, you can see last year’s resolutions here. Try and figure out if I kept any of them.

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